April 2012
115 posts
When Im sleeping and dormstormers knock on my door
When someone asks me if I want to make a target...
When I hear freshmen complain about how much work...
Finals Week
On the outside:
On the inside:
When someone asks me what to expect at formal
When I call the point and they put me on hold
When my friends and I snag a table in the bar area...
When Campus Concierge apologizes for not giving me...
Im just like:
Trying to get steakhouse reservations
When someone tells me that they arent going to...
When someone prints off a 70 page document in the...
When you have a magic meal left on Saturday
When you finally find someone to take you to...
When its raining and a sorority girl is wearing...
When I am invited to go to a frat party
I think its going to be like:
But its really like:
When I find a parking spot in the Apartment lot
When someone asks for volunteers to be on sober...
Im all:
When people cross the street in front of the UC...
When someone tells me that they have pulled 3 all...
When the lady at the Cafe tells me I cant have...
