When I leave Smith to get a cheesesteak at the Cstore
And Im able to get there right before they close:
April 2012
115 posts
When I head into Smith at midnight to write my term paper thats due in the morning
When my mom asked me if Ive started studying for finals
I was just like:
But when I hung up the phone:
When Im at a family dinner and Im asked why Im still single
Im just like:
but on the inside Im like:
Whenever Im walking down the Farmers Market stairs
I end up like:
When Im trying to explain my friends actions on the weekend
Finals Week
When someone tells me that they dont have any finals until monday
Im just like:
Whenever I try to lay out on the hammocks with my friend
When my roommate refuses to take out the trash
Im just like:
When my friends and I try to plan something fun to do
Im just like
When Im working with a group on a project and they keep screwing up
Im just like:
When Im writing my paper and I finish a page
First Im like:
Then I remember that I have 9 more pages to go:
When I take pictures of my friends on the weekends
and they’re like:
Im just like:
When my friend tries to explain why she hooked up with her ex
We just sit there like:
When my parents tell me that I need to get a job for the summer
Im just like:
When girls stumble off the trolley on a weekend
Im just like:
When my friends and I pose for pictures
We think we look like this:
When in reality:
When Im with my friends and my secret hookup buddy drives by
and is like:
When Frat guys arrive at the greek village pool
When I make a decision in chapter
Im just like:
When sorority girls pass each other on pin attire day
They’re just like:
When someone says that I have no more money in my budget
Im just like:
When Im trying to wop and my friend tries to stop me
Im just like:
When someone suggests getting mimosa drunk
Im just like:
When people leave their dirty dishes on the table at the Farmers Market
WHEN PEOPLE I'M FRIENDS WITH ON FACEBOOK REPOST LINKS FROM MY BLOG AND DON'T KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE MAKING IT
I’M JUST LIKE
When there is no parking on campus due to an Open House
When the fire alarms go off three times in one week
Im just like:
When I see someone wearing cargo shorts
When someone makes a booze run for me
Im just like:
When someone tells me about how much work they have to do
When Im the only one left in Smith
I just look at the librarians like:
Whenever I see Nido and he waves to me
On the outside Im like:
but deep down:
When I read the Bubble U article
Whenever I go with my sisters to a mixer
Our motto:
When I check the time and realize the trolley is about to leave
When Ive been waiting for my food at the bakery for an hour
Im just like:
When Im dancing on the table at a frat
I think I look like:
when I really look like:
Bootcamp
When blackboard tells me that there is a dryer open
When you are sitting in smith and your ex is sitting a table away
Watching girls stumble back from the Greek village after a mixer
When your suitemates keep you blast music in the morning
So when they want to sleep Im just like:
When Im driving around campus with the music blasting
My friend and I are just like:
When someone refuses to realize that no one wants their clothes on the Closet Exchange
And they keep commenting “still available”:
When you cant have a party without filling out a form in student life
When I get Edward as my waiter at the Steakhouse
And he decides to make my dinner an educational lesson:
